These 10 Potential Inventions Could Change The Pizza Game Forever, Two Words Pizza Cake.
1. Pizza-Flavored Mints
Use on a date to give that special someone a French kiss that they’ll never want to end.
2. Pizza Beardkin
Never again have someone ask if you’re “saving some for later” (even if you secretly are).
3. Pizza Protector
That’s right, selfish roommate: this is MY future lunch, not YOUR mid-afternoon hangover cure.
4. Pizza Car Freshener
Because no one ever drives home from work thinking, “I need five slices of Pine Fresh in my belly right about now.”
5. Pizza Cake
A sparkling ray of sunlight shines through the clouds as angels descend from the heavens. They sing “Happy Birthday” while presenting you with the pizza cake on a golden platter.
6. Pizza Sliders
This is a HAMBURGER wrapped inside PIZZA and you need to go eat it NOW.
7. Pizza Pocket
Haters gonna hate, judges gonna judge, and you gonna have pizza whenever the hell you want to.
8. Pizza Cheese Clippers
Never get caught trying to awkwardly slurp up an infinite string of cheese ever again. A must-have for any first date or important business meeting.
9. Pizza Taco
The taste of pizza combined with the danger of tacos. Wear a white shirt if you’re a true adventurer.